Summer SUCKS!

I hate summer. I can't say it enough. I hate it.

These are reasons why summer is the WORST time of year:

- It’s hot

I have naturally thick, curly hair. Heat + thick curly hair = frizz!

You can’t get cooled off! Winter is fun, when you’re cold put on a sweatshirt or get under the covers. Easy. When you’re hot, it’s impossible to cool off.

- Bugs

Mosquitoes, flies, ants, bees, and spiders. ‘Nuff said.

- You sweat and people are smelly

- Neighbors are always outside making so much damn noise

Fuck you Tony! Fuck you guy with the cute dog! Fuck you people living in the yellow house! But mostly, fuck you Tony! Asshole.

- The sun is too bright

When I wake up and the sun is shining in my room, preventing me from going back to sleep, I always get a pounding headache.

- Summer puts me in a cranky mood

Have you noticed?

- Have I mentioned bugs?


If you like summer, you’re a fucking idiot. And I hate you.